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Andy Singer: Minimum Wage Slave Ship
gastrogirl:

rainbow hard candy shot glasses.
shirtoid:

Refill Required is available at Glennz Tees

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gastrogirl:

bacon cinnamon rolls.
toastradamus:

weeaboo-chan:

epouvantail:

oooeygooeygoodness:

The Fish Bowl
Ingredients ½ cup Nerds candy½ gallon goldfish bowl5 oz. vodka5 oz. Malibu rum3 oz. blue Curacao6 oz. sweet-and-sour mix16 oz. pineapple juice16 oz. Sprite3 slices each: lemon, lime, orange4 Swedish gummy fish
Sprinkle Nerds on bottom of bowl as “gravel.” Fill bowl with ice. Add remaining ingredients. Serve with 18-inch party straws.
One of my absolute favorite drinks. My husband always makes me one for my birthday!!

Aaaaaaah this was way too cute not to reblog. XD

yeah i’m gonna do this for my 21st i dont even care

As am I

toastradamus:

weeaboo-chan:

epouvantail:

oooeygooeygoodness:

The Fish Bowl

Ingredients
½ cup Nerds candy
½ gallon goldfish bowl
5 oz. vodka
5 oz. Malibu rum
3 oz. blue Curacao
6 oz. sweet-and-sour mix
16 oz. pineapple juice
16 oz. Sprite
3 slices each: lemon, lime, orange
4 Swedish gummy fish

Sprinkle Nerds on bottom of bowl as “gravel.” Fill bowl with ice. Add remaining ingredients. Serve with 18-inch party straws.

One of my absolute favorite drinks. My husband always makes me one for my birthday!!

Aaaaaaah this was way too cute not to reblog. XD

yeah i’m gonna do this for my 21st i dont even care

As am I

(Source: )

California law ensures respect for trans people after death

gaywrites:

California Gov. Jerry Brown has signed a law that will ensure a trans person’s correct gender identity is reflected on their death certificate. 

The Respect After Death Act requires officials who complete death certificates to consult government-issued documents, evidence from medical procedures, and other proof of a person’s gender identity, presumably to avoid the requirement of listing a person’s name as it appears on their birth certificate. 

Masen Davis of the Transgender Law Center, a cosponsor of the bill, said this was a “common-sense bill that will help protect the dignity of our loved ones upon their passing.”

The Respect After Death Act was inspired by the passing of San Francisco artist and advocate Christopher Lee, who was misgendered after his death in 2012.

“I’m so happy,” said Lee’s close friend Chino Scott-Chung, said in a statement on Friday. “It brings us great solace to know that Christopher’s legacy will live on to protect the dignity of other transgender people, and that their friends and families will hopefully not have to endure what we did.”

Important.