November 2010
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Random letters: An open letter to the Energy Drink...
Dear Four-Loco,
I’m glad you’re going to be banned in the city because you are, literally the WORST fucking energy drank I ever had the horror to drink. It felt like I was drinking the acid-filled sadness of Satan’s urine mixed in with moonshine and the essence of concentrated bitchassness. I think I literally said “AUGH, THIS SHIT BURNS AND HURTS LIKE SATAN!!!”...
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Freewrite: Strawberry-sama.
Did I ever tell you that you haunt my dreams with your loveliness?
A phantom figure of your face appears when I wake from the dreaming, you laying on you side near my bed, a smile brightens your face when our eyes meet. Grabbing my glasses and moving across an ocean of blankets, aching to trace your face and body with my fingertips, you are gone and I am alone one more.
My bed grows too cold for...
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100 words: An open letter to ones and zeros.
Dearest internets,
I apologize for not checking you more often as I had in the past couple of weeks. I miss filling you up will my latest nonsensical ramblings about forgotten gods, abstract ideas and the usually weird-ass video from Japan. I miss talking to my friends and my heart’s true love about all the misadventures I had and new recipes I learned. School is harsh and creatively stifling and...
