What was the best concert you went to?
The Anamanaguchi show in Brooklyn. It was swimming in hipsters but the rockin’ tunes and the mosh pit was worth it. Seeing Psycho Le Cemu before they broke up was a distant second. I have no filter, so have at it, y’all!
100 words: Extreme Desperation
A Solider, A stuffed bunny and an Astronaut were in the middle of a Group interview for a children’s book about a little girl who dreams of being the world’s first astrophysicist/CIA agent/ ballerina martial artist. The questions varied from the normal to the insanely detailed. After five minutes, the solider gave up and ran out of the interview in tears about a touchy subject with his time in...
Why I'm a magnet for weirdos...
Drunk guy: (Stares at me for a few moments) You don't know what you got.
Me: (Confused) What?
Drunk guy: Look at you, you don't know. That's why you get those Ideas, but yeah... you refuse to show 'em wht you got, girl.
Drunk guy: Why you gotta hide what you got,girl. You know you can be a queen. Because you don't like to show the men what you got. Why you... you DON'T KNOW what you got.
Me : (looking at the shop owner, who shakes his head) Um...
Drunk guy (moving in closer): You are so beautiful, why you gotta be like that, man. A'ight. It's cool. I understand.
Me: (Thinking) Holy Shit I need an adult NOW MORE THAN EVER.
100 words: A hero can save us...
The super heroine Mystique was patrolling the rooftops of Athena city when she saw a mugging in progress. She rushed to the scene of the crime, jumping down the side of the building before the victim got badly hurt. She surprised the mugger with a quick snap-kick to the side of his head and after a brief fight, cuffed him to a lamp post. “He won’t be bothering you anymore,” She said. “Are you...
100 words: Foppish love.
Lost within the endless hallways in Wentworth Manor, Frederick was happy walking along in his outfit that Damian had chosen for him. He could never say no to his sire, not in 1872 and certainly not in 2010. Even though he looked like a boy of sixteen, he turned 183 yesterday, where he was spoiled with several pints of criminal blood as a gift. Damian have crept up around him and held him close to...
100 words: Funny muse to Funny Lady
Barbra Streisand had led an amazing life and was lucky to spend the remainder of her days just relaxing and singing whenever she liked. The only thing that was left now was to meet up with her sister muses. It had been a long time since she have been called her true name- Aoide, and seen the rest of the family since they have scattered across the world, assuming new identities as new gods. At...
100 words: Fondant is hard to work with
It was days since the owls have left the willow tree while Leila was busy fixing sandwiches for Elliot and his hunting buddies. A nice plate of beef with truffles with some nice feta was enough to feed a small Canadian army along with some Samuel Adams Boston Lager. The sugar cookies in the form of owls were slowly baking in the oven when Leila was busying troubleshooting the fondant that had...
100 words: Stormcloud on your head.
Akoth has never seen the sun before. She was always surrounded by rain, even when she was carried out into the Chalbi desert, where the rain surrounding the child nearly flooded Lake Turkana. Standing out with an umbrella when trying to play with the other kids, Akoth was shunned from being around the town. She thought and planned of leaving, maybe finding the sun at last. After arguing with...
So in chef school, how exactly did you convince...
When it was proven that I was only person who can cut lovely vegetable flowers better than the rest. That and the fact that I’m used to knives was a bonus when cutting food into smaller pieces. Ah, culinary school… Good times. I have no filter, so have at it, y’all!
100 words: The new scum
What is the word if the word slips from your fingertips like sand? The grace that shines over your crown has grown dim with rust and your frock and collar reeks the stench of regret and bitterness for humanity. Take my hand, old priest of the spirits; stop drowning in your relics made of Whisky. Stop worshiping your ancient texts that burns your throat with each swig. Whisky priest, why do you...
Do you like white boys blond, ginger, brunette or...
I like all sorts of dudes and women-ladies with all kinds of hair colors. Hell, I’ll date someone with hair like Coiffio from Perfect hair forever. Oooh, that would be hot right about now.♥ I have no filter, so have at it, y’all!
100 words: ... after the beep.
*BEEP* “Hey, you! I thought I leave a message on your answering machine, since you would be buried underneath a pile of Scotch bottles. Just wanted to THANK YOU for personally ruining my wedding, and making an ass out of yourself during the reception. From trying to hump the Bridesmaids on the dance floor to doing a swan dive into the cake… really? REALLY?! It’s a wonder that I bothered to...
100 words: Sweets of God
God was finishing plating the Green Tea and Cloudberry Mille-feuille desserts in an Estonian restaurant as a Nigerian pâtissier when the head chef came out of nowhere at his station. “What is this about you seeing my boyfriend, Oluyemi?” He accused wildly. “I warned you about coming near him, you want to be out in the street, home wrecker?” He laughed at this for a few moments, cleaned up,...
100 words: Melancholy-colored love.
Your love is the medicine that I need to wean away from. Does it matter about the one night romances that you flit from when the music pours over the club atmosphere when dancing into the glowing morning light, to turn me into a shade of melancholy? What happened to the endless nanoseconds where I would gladly lose myself in the labyrinth of your eyes? What happened to the touching the holy...
Hey, sugarplum, I like your style. Got any masks?
Aw, why thank you kindly. ♥ I can get a mask, just depends on what I’m using it for. … Hmm. This idea tickles my fancy a lo I have no filter, so have at it, y’all!
100 words: Forgive me.
I’m sorry. After you walked away, I forgot the science of joy, which slipped into a growing background of sepia numbness. That night, which was reserved for neon-colored romances underneath a nebula of music that seemed to glitter the night air when we walked hand in hand, seem like a nickelodeon, replaying the same parts all over again, of the best of times. The fight was long and bitter, that...
100 words: Déjà vu
I had relived my death about 5,257 times. Sure, it was terrible and soul-ripping insanity twenty deaths back, but now it settled into this routine that I’ve gotten used to. Get up, go to work, have lunch at the shitty diner, go home to Simone and find her in bed with her lover. Go berserk at the fact that she’s cheated on me since we left the altar, grab my gun and blow her brains out while I...
Where would you like to spend your retirement?
Either Japan, Bora Bora or New Zealand I have no filter, so have at it, y’all!
why do people not see our genius???
Hater gon’ hate, Lovers gon’ love… I don’t even want NONE OF THE ABOVE I have no filter, so have at it, y’all!
100 words: SMA seeks relationship.
Single celestial being living in LA seeks companion. Loves long walks on the beach, saving humanity from damnation, cooking Thai food, serving the heavenly father and Sudoku. Turn offs include sinners, indie music, Demons, people who aren’t open minded to new experiences, overly aggressive people and Hipsters. Age, race and gender doesn’t matter, just don’t be a demon or part of the paranormal. I...
How YOU doin'?
ALLROIGHT! I have no filter, so have at it, y’all!
Insanity plea or life sentence?
Insanity plea, since I would get bored in prison… And a bit stabby. I have no filter, so have at it, y’all!
100 words: Majide, Kami-sama?
God, when he had time to break away from work and successfully avoid the big adoring eyes of the winged garrison, loved to sneak down to the earth and live amongst his flawed but beloved creations periodically. He played bass in an emo indie band in Christchurch, New Zealand, and when he was bored with that, he took the form of a tattooed pastry chef in a fusion restaurant in Hong Kong. After...
100 words: Supernatural office work.
Diana McIntyre had died near the corner office in a horrible electrical fire in 1987. Her ghost had stayed behind, but the staff didn’t seem to be spooked by it. In fact, having Diana around helped the budding software company when it moved in the newly renovated building in late 2002. Around closing time, they can still hear the faint clacking of the keyboard as Diana prepares the monthly stock...